The space tanker mafiaAll that gas will have to be brought to earth, and I don’t see how our tried and tested tanker mafias can be left out of it.
Bill for reservations in Extra terrestrial gasThe Congress party (if it still exists then) or whoever inherits their practices will table a bill for reservations in Extraterrestrial Gas. BJP or whoever inherits its paranoias and reluctance that anyone except the powerful have any rights will WALK OUT.
The Space ready products marketPrime Minister Manmohan Singh (hopefully someone else will be Prime Minister) will revolutionize India’s market for products that work in space by making available inexpensive space ready products from China via Walmart.
Ambani will control pricesBy virtue of controlling most of the gas fields on Mars as well as ISRO, Ambani will be able to set appropriate gas prices to prevent falling into poverty.
American InvasionBy virtue of controlling large stores of gas, India will finally become eligible for the attention of the world’s largest military exporter of democracy. Farmers whose land is acquired for building space shuttle stops will petition to the first world to finally put us out of our misery. Luckily I controlled my imagination on time. NASA is planning their launch on Monday, but India hasn’t captured the methane yet. Watch this space avidly. Pun intended. Note: The potential for really rocking this post with images has not escaped me, but I do not have the time. If you send an appropriate illustration, naturally you will get a link to your (family friendly) website in its credits 😉
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Vidyut has a keen interest in mass psychology and using it as a lens to understand contemporary politics, social inequality and other dynamics of power within the country. She is also into Linux and internet applications and servers and has sees technology as an important area India lacks security in.
Latest posts by Vidyut (see all)
- Checking the latest provisional data from the Election Commission of India (with map) - June 8, 2019
- Comparison of Constituency-level “votes polled” & “votes counted” data #GeneralElections2019 #InteractiveMap - June 5, 2019
- A scathing indictment of the once respected, now suspected Election Commission of India - June 5, 2019