Twitter-log: Egypt's Software Upgrade

This is a compilation of tweets about the recent revolution in Egypt. They have been copied, but are tweeted by so many people that it is impossible to mention their original authors.

[text-box color=”yellow”]Importing files from Tunisia … 31% complete █████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing revolution v2011 … 29% complete █████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Installing chaos in Egypt [ 1%…█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Alert: before installing Egypt 2.0 you must close Egypt 1.7! █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing freedom … 31% complete █████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Uninstalling dictator … 99% complete ███████████████████████████░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Installing NWO … 01% complete █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing Sharia Law (Muslim brotherhood Trojan) 50% complete ████████████████…………………[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Installing Army Forces in #Egypt █…………………………………………….. 01% Complete Are you sure you want to continue?[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Egypt: Installing military rule… █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ …1% complete[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Congrats Egypt.. Installing Free.. oups! missing more countries… 40% complete ███████████████████████████[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Re-installing Dictator … [ERROR – Missing parameter ‘President’ – Check location of file: C:AirportDepartures] ██░ 30%[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Re-Installing Dictator [ERROR- Please Re-install “Army” And Restart]. ██████░ 50%[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]installing dictator 2.0 “big spy” in progress… nearly there ███████████████████████████░…99% complete. Corrupt file dictator[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]ERROR installing new president ███████░ 99% please uninstall existing version first to install Freedom then RESTART[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]██████████████████████░ 99% Error please remove Mubarak…!![/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing new dictator. █████████████████████████…Software conflict. 20th Century Dictator is no longer supported[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]The malware #Mubarak has been successfully uninstalled. Installing #Egypt 2.0: █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Thanks you for installing Free Egypt Anti-dictator program, malicious program Mubarak removed.[/text-box]

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[text-box color=”blue”]Uninstalling dictator COMPLETE 100% ██████████████████ Installing now: egypt 2.0: █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Uninstalling dictator COMPLETE. Now installing: Angry Birds: █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Installing democracy…[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]installing islamic theocracy … 1% █[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Installing jihad. 99% complete ██████████████████████████████[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Installing Sharia virus in the background ████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ …33% complete[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing Free Egypt … 10% ██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ FATAL ERROR NO1 HARDWARE CONFLICT REMOVE ‘MILITARY’ AND TRY AGAIN [OK] [CANCEL][/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]Installing: Egypt People’s Edition … ██████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Installing Freedom… 100% complete ███████████████████████████[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing Egypt 2.0 … 1% complete █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]installing democracy … 2% complete █ ░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Please wait while uninstalling rest of dictators of the world: █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”blue”]Installing Democracy in Middle East… 33% Complete ██████░░░░░░░░░░░░[/text-box]

[text-box color=”green”]██████████ Uninstalling Government…Completed!! ██████████ Uninstalling Mubarak…Completed!! █░░░░░░░░░ Installing Egypt Ver. 2011[/text-box]

[text-box color=”yellow”]Egypt Revolution … ████████████████████████████ 100% complete press “next country” to continue …..[/text-box]

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Vidyut is a blogger on issues of National interest. Staunch advocate of rights, learning and freedoms. @Vidyut

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