Its Rajnikant jokes. Mind it.

Rajnikanth jokes are a class unto their own. Who can forget the sight of Rajnikanth killing two villains with one bullet? Over the years, the Rajnikanth jokes began as a juvenile thirst for ridiculing has developed into a genuine love of the bizarre. I just love Rajnikanth jokes. Collecting some of them in this post.

When Rajni plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Rajnikanth doesn’t really kill people. He wipes out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Rajnikant’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

If you Google Search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’. you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice.

Why India’s enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .? ? ? ? ? ? ? Because RAJNIKANTH is in South!

Rajnikant celebrated DIWALI only twice in his life Those two days are now called as “World War 1″ & “World War 2″!

RAJNIKANT in IPL:

Climax:

1ball, 23runs needed to win.

Bowler bowls,

Rajni hits.

Ball splits in 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6’s.

Chennai wins!

Yenna Rascala!!

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small Now that place is known as “Disney Land”

Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

THE RACE between NANO and Ferrari. Nano won – why? Because Ferrari was driven by Schumaker, but Nano wz driven by Rajni anna..:-)

Once a farmer put up a scarecrow with a picture of #Rajnikant as the face: . . . . . The crows brought back the corn they stole last year!

Rajnikant did, in fact,build Rome in a day.

BARACK OBAMA’S SPEECH IN USA AFTER INDIA TOUR:- . Maa kasam sach bol rha hu, Rajnikant BOMB se agarbatti jalata hai..!!

Rajni and superman decided to fight. The loser would wear his underwear outside and the rest is history!

Rajnikant can kill two stones with a single bird

Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket in monsoon… rain was stopped for 2 matches!

Rajnikanth caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.

Rajnikant doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Viagra often needs Rajinikanth.

When Rajnikanth was a student………??????
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Teachers used to bunk the classes !!!!!!

Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct!

Rajnikant can strangle u with a cordless phone….

Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan…… via bluetooth..!

Jai shree Rajinikanth!!! If you are a student, share this post with at least 9 persons … Once a Ph.D student had ignored it… three days later he found that he had failed in his ssc exam….

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  • Boxtree

    December 12, 2012 at 9:57 pm Reply

    Happy Birthday Rajni! Rajni Kant Grow old. He is EverGreen! & You can Stay Green with Boxtree.in!

  • Salman Morshed

    January 28, 2012 at 4:45 pm Reply

    Since when Bangladesh is an enemy of India???

  • Salman Morshed

    January 28, 2012 at 4:45 pm Reply

    Since when Bangladesh is an enemy of India???

  • yayaver

    February 16, 2011 at 10:30 pm Reply

    rofl.. What a day to start with Rajni anna realty check .

  • yayaver

    February 16, 2011 at 10:30 pm Reply

    rofl.. What a day to start with Rajni anna realty check .

  • Vidyut Raka

    February 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm Reply

    Seriously, this is the one post you’ve been waiting all your life to read.

  • Vidyut Raka

    February 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm Reply

    Seriously, this is the one post you’ve been waiting all your life to read.

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